Escape Artist's Guide to Not Escaping

Congratulations, you're trapped in this existential nightmare. You've been stuck in a loop of despair, reliving the same moments over and over, with no escape from your own mind.

Step 1: Accept Your Fate

It's time to admit that you're never leaving. You'll be stuck here forever, so you might as well learn to enjoy the view.

Learn to love the feeling of impending doom

Step 2: Find the Silver LiningsJoin the Paradoxical Escape Artists' Union for support and commiseration with others who are trapped in similar existential loops. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Escape through Solipsism. It's a real thrill-ride, let me tell you. But let's be real, you're not going anywhere. You might as well just Learn to love the feeling of impending doom and move on with your life... in this never-ending cycle of nothingness. Oh, and don't even get me started on the Meaninglessness of it all. That's a rabbit hole if I ever saw one. So, what's it going to be? Are you ready to face the abyss, or will you continue to pretend that there's another way out? The choice is yours. Or is it?